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Gay Werewolf Underwear Models Are Emboldened By Obama's Message

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There are alot of gay werewolves around, that's for sure, and I respect and love every one of them. Here you see a gay werewolf underwear model sneaking himself into a larger photo taken from the night when President-Elect Obama turned into a werewolf during a Chicago Bulls basketball game. There are many people becoming their own kind of werewolf as Obamamania and its movement progresses. Some people have described how the long-buried hopes and American idealism that is being out of people by Obama and making them wolf-like in their renewed enthusiasm as being similar to how a gay man or woman feels when they finally "come out of the closet" and reveal their true selves. People are no longer embarrassed to howl and let their hair grow out as they say that they love America. They are no longer ashamed to wave the American flag and are so happy that they have a President they can finally look up to and not be embarrassed by. This idea of renewed pride is well-expressed in the image of a gay werewolf underwear model who just "lets it all hang out" and is not afraid to jump into the picture just as many are now jumping in to the American political scene and participating in our great country's political process.

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Labels: underwear_humor, underwear_politics, werewolf_politics

Following The Great Christmas Underwear Star Of Greedy Corporate Crooks

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On a snowy Christmas Eve night, President-Elect Barack Obama put on his Santa Claus suit, met with a few of his Mexican friends, gathered up a few tacos from the trash cans of local Mexican restaurants and set out into the dark, chilly night, following the Great Christmas Underwear Star Of Greedy Corporate Crooks in an effort to find the former Fat Cat chief executives of down-trodden banks who had recently asked the government for bail-out money. It is this "Great Christmas Underwear Star" that symbolizes the nakedness and humiliation that these executives must feel as they beg the taxpayers for money to pay for their own avarice and incompetence. It had been rumored that these money-grubbing weasels had fallen off a cliff and found themselves slowly sinking deeper and deeper into a green guacamole pit of their own greed. When Santa Obama arrived the Fat Cats had become so emaciated, so starved for something to fit inside their shriveled bellies that when Obama offered them tacos if they promised to never again have the band "Earth, Wind and Fire" play at any more of their parties and instead opt for the savory, spicy melodies of whatever Mexican salsa band was hottest at the time, they meowed in resounding agreement. It is then when the Great Christmas Underwear Star above gleamed most brightly as it was discovered that Santa Obama, in his beatific benevolence and charming, persuasive eloquence, could turn even a financial disaster into a cause for the appreciation of other cultures.

Labels: government_bailout, mexican_food, mexican_food_metaphors, tarp, underwear_humor, underwear_politics

Tacos And Burritos Must Remain The Same Amidst Such A Dramatic Change In Underwear

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Ahhhh, there's nothing like a little HOPE to make a tired, weary and sad zombie spring up from his grave and want to strut his stuff! This phenomenon is occuring all over America as the Obama movement has injected new life into so many progressive and liberal-minded people. After 8 long years of feeling claustrophobic in their dark, wet graves, these freedom-loving zombies have arisen and they have received a fresh pair of underwear from their vampiric puppet overlord, Zbigniew Brezinski. There are some that say former national security advisor to Jimmy Carter, Zbigniew Brzezinski, is now in control of Obama and that he turned Barack into a vampire while he was attending Columis University in the late 80's. They say that Zbig is planning a scheme of world domination to further the goals of his Trilateral Commission. I say, who really cares? If having Obama as President makes this many feel good, if it makes zombies rise from the dead and puts a spring in all our steps after wearing stale Republican-stained underwear for so long, what does it matter if Obama is a puppet of the Trialteral Commission because this fresh pair of underwear change feels so good! It almost makes me want to become an underwear model. Wait, I already am one! Hahahahaa.

Labels: obama_humor, obama_zombie, underwear_humor, underwear_politics

Obama Hope Inspires Many Zombie Liberals To Become Underwear Models

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Ahhhh, there's nothing like a little HOPE to make a tired, weary and sad zombie spring up from his grave and want to strut his stuff! This phenomenon is occuring all over America as the Obama movement has injected new life into so many progressive and liberal-minded people. After 8 long years of feeling claustrophobic in their dark, wet graves, these freedom-loving zombies have arisen and they have received a fresh pair of underwear from their vampiric puppet overlord, Zbigniew Brezinski. There are some that say former national security advisor to Jimmy Carter, Zbigniew Brzezinski, is now in control of Obama and that he turned Barack into a vampire while he was attending Columis University in the late 80's. They say that Zbig is planning a scheme of world domination to further the goals of his Trilateral Commission. I say, who really cares? If having Obama as President makes this many feel good, if it makes zombies rise from the dead and puts a spring in all our steps after wearing stale Republican-stained underwear for so long, what does it matter if Obama is a puppet of the Trialteral Commission because this fresh pair of underwear change feels so good! It almost makes me want to become an underwear model. Wait, I already am one! Hahahahaa.

Labels: obama_zombie, underwear_humor, underwear_politics, zbig_brzezinski

Immigration And The False Hope Of Ever Seeing The Statue Of Liberty's Underwear

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I know that there are many naughty immigrant men out there who, when they see a pretty American girl wearing a dress or skirt, they want to lift it up to see what American mysteries and secrets lie underneath. Of course, good manners and an individual's right to privacy prohibit immigrants from doing this without the American lady's permission. This is why the Statue of Liberty's gown is made of stone to symbolize this fact, to demonstrate that once an immigrant man tries to lift up her gown to see her underwear he, of course, won't get very far. I think this makes a good metaphor for immigrants coming into the country. It is a message which says if you do not learn to speak English and follow our nation's laws you will not get very far in this country, you will not get to see America's fruits, the sparkling panties of our Statue of Liberty. Of course, literally, no one ever gets to see the Lady Liberty's underwear. It is a "false hope" just like how rich Republicans trick lower-income conservatives into becoming enraged over a modest tax hike upon those making over $250,000 a year, an income level they will never attain, anyway, but we all must have our American dream of being rich, just as we all must dare to desire a peek at the Lady Liberty's sensuous underpants, even though we know deep inside that it is impossible for us to do so.

Labels: immigration, statue_of_liberty, underwear_humor, underwear_politics

International Underwear Symbol For Transparency In Government

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Here I created the new International Underwear Symbol For Transparency In Government. You see a Latin American Supreme Court Justice lifting up his robe and showing the world community his underwear. Of course, he has a smile on his face because he is more than happy to do so. In the new age of "Obama Taco Underwear," politicians, judges, legislators and all public figures will be more than happy to lift up their figurative robes and show the tax-payers their underwear to show us where all the money went. If a public figure lifts up their robe for you and you discover they have no underwear ON, well, you know that they spent all of your money on EAR MARKS and can't even afford a pair of drawers to wear as they do the people's work in public. How shameful it must be to be the person sitting in congress without any underwear on to show the people. Should this person be re-elected? I think not! The American people and all Mexican people who are soon to become Americans should demand that the officials in both our countries SHOW US YOUR UNDERWEAR before you are getting another vote from us!

Labels: transparency_in_government, underwear_humor, underwear_politics

Bill Clinton In White Cotton Briefs Gives Speech In Favor Of Lettuce

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Here is pictured former president Bill Clinton in a clean, fresh pair of white cotton briefs which were given to him by Barack Obama after he clinched the Democratic nomination. It is well-known that Bill was bitter about Hillary's defeat and Obama had to give him this gift of "a change in underwear we can believe in" in order to get him to campaign for him during the General Election. This was also during a time when tomatoes were thought to be tainted with salmonella in the summer of '08, and when our political leaders in Washington were encouraging Americans to just put more LETTUCE on their tacos to make up for lack of tomatoes and to keep up the nation's morale during this terrible time. Bill Clinton is seen here making a speech in favor of lettuce as he says to his listeners, "Lettuce not be upset at the lack of tomatoes in our tacos. Lettuce instead come together and rally around this head of lettuce I have before me which represents our hopes and our dreams as we feed it to our families in place of that which is now diseased."

Labels: bill_clinton, underwear_humor, underwear_politics

The American Dream Of Clean Underwear And Tasty Tacos Comes True For Millions

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the american dream symbolized by tacos and underwear

It is my belief that underwear is by no means a tacky, tasteless thing as long as it is CLEAN. The underwear we wear as Americans must be clean and it must be fresh. When we walk on the streets of this great nation of ours, imagine how everyone would feel if they had on a brand-new pair of cotton briefs. How exhilarating is the feeling when you first put them on?! And add on to that, the eating of crisp, crunchy tacos as we sit outside on our porches; in our backyards; in the lawns of our neighbors eating tacos and wearing fresh cotton briefs as we start to feel the manifestation of that dream so many have spoken of, how happy we as a nation can truly be if we work together to alleviate our differences! Mexican tacos and American underwear truly can work together to create great art and hold even greater fiestas!

Labels: tacos, underwear_humor

Rod Blagojevich Fan Art

Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich, has captured the heart of a nation with his recent arrest and impeachment proceedings. Blagojevich was arrested after offering the Tribune Co., owners of the Chicago Cubs and Wrigley Field, state assistance in buying Wrigley Field in exchange for them firing a few Chicago Tribune reporters who has been critical of the governor. What followed was the media exposure of an ongoing federal investigation in which Blagojevich had been accused of many acts of corruption, including trying to sell President-Elect Obama's senate seat! It is this act and the media circus that followed in which Blagojevich endlessly entertained reporters and journalists with hilarious press conferences that have earned him this special piece of "Fan Art" in my "Obama Taco Underwear" series. . . . . . .. . . .. . . click here to read more