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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Is The Obama Santa Claus Also A "Reverse Robin Hood"?

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Obama as santa clausOf course there is the inevitable comparison to Barack Obama as Santa Claus. He gets that label, first of all, by his simply being a Democrat who are often criticized as givers of hand-outs to poor people who do not deserve them because they allegedly don't work hard enough. Secondly, President Obama takes office at a time when the giving of "hand-outs" is a necessary evil in turning around our economy. Strangely enough, though, this time around all the taxpayers' money is being given to people who are already rich and are in the trouble they are in because they SQUANDERED the resources of normal American taxpayers! It's a really odd situation and some might even say suspicious. Conspiracy theories abound and there are some who look at the fact that Obama and McCain were tied neck and neck in early September and it was only until the economic bubble burst and all these banks started failing and needing help when voters started to give Obama the nod. So it was the failure of the banks which got Obama elected and now that he is President he is giving the money they lost back to them using American tax dollars! It really is strange, isn't it? It is so paradoxical because we have conservatives complaining on one front about the pending tax hike on those making more than $250,000 a year and at the same time we have the REAL money being taken away from the middle class to bail-out the banks! There is all this talk about Obama being "Robin Hood" and wanting to "take from the rich and give to the poor" but if you get away from party talking points and ideology and look at what is actually HAPPENING, the exact OPPOSITE is the case. Now, I don't know of any rule or qualification or constitutional amendment that actually says that to be Santa Claus you have to give to the poor, right? I guess Obama can give to the rich and still be Santa Claus so it is all good! I am a big believer in Obama and his agenda, though, and even if things look a bit strange and uneven right now I'm sure they will all balance out in the end.

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Michelle Obama As "White-Out" For Smears Concerning Her Husband

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michelle obama in wedding dressHere is Michelle Obama in her white wedding dress. I'm not really into portraying President Obama's family too much. For instance, you won't see me include his children in any of my "Obama Taco Underwear" installments. I did want to document for myself, though, something about Michelle that I noticed early on in last year's election campaign. Early on, when the whole country was just getting to know Obama I admittedly questioned alot of things about him. I'd heard all the smears and all the rumors and I gradually researched and debunked all of them for myself. One thing that aided this process was hearing Michelle Obama speak in both speeches and interviews. Now matter how "exotic" Barack can seem with his rich, varied background, Michelle has the former last name of "Robinson" and just came across as so sensible, down-to-earth, honest and genuine. She just seems like a regular American girl who worked hard to get to where she was and I found all the smears about Barack to be ridiculous when you imagine him married to Michelle. She just seems to balance everything out and becomes like "white-out" to vanish all the smears and make Barack seem like a normal everyday dude. He would have to be to be married to such a wonderful, honest woman.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Zbigniew Brzezinski as Obama Puppet Master And Influence Behind Musical, "Barackula"

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zbigniew brzezinskiFormer National Security Advisor to Jimmy Carter, Zbigniew Brzezinski, weaves his shadowy evil web as he plots to use Barack Obama as his puppet to further his leftist agenda as a major member of the Trilateral Commission, a multi-national liberal confederation of vampire rulers bent on world domination. It is said that between 1981 and 1983 Brzezinski and Obama were both at Columbia University and that this is when Brzezinski turned Obama into a vampire. This is actually the influence behind the popular online musical, Barackula, though this musical doesn't have the facts completely right. In Barackula, Obama is portrayed as being at Harvard University in 1990 and put into a position where he has to fight off a secret society of vampires. The truth is that by the time Obama got to Harvard he already was a vampire and this transformation was due to the sweet dark-side kiss of his evil teacher, Count Zbigula. You sometimes see Zbigniew Brzezinski doing interviews on television and he seems like such a kind, intelligent grandfatherly figure. Behind it all, though this creepy old man is a sinister blood-sucker who, during the Jimmy Carter years, set the stage for the radicalization of Islam by pitting Osama bin laden and the Mujahideen in Afghanistan against the Soviet Union which led to the Great Bear's demise. Many consider Carter's Presidency as a dismal failure but it was anything but that for the Trialteral Commission which plans far, far ahead and the seeds sown during the 70's are in Zbig's eyes now about to bear fruit as he once again plots against Russia just as Russia is once again starting to show its muscle. This ancient, creepy old man knows that he is getting old, even for a vampire, and he might not have long to see his evil plot manifest so he is bound to be in a big hurry to get his puppet apprentice, Obama, going on getting this massive World War started!!

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Dark Side Of Obama Represented By His Being Portrayed As A Vampire

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obama as aa vampireIn the painting, "The Trilateral Puppet Graveyard of Count Zbigula," I explore some of the ideas I'd heard around the summer which talked about conspiracies surrounding Obama. This made me want to do a painting to portray him in sort of a spooky, yet still whimsical, light and I decided to make him a vampire. I'd just finished reading a book by Webster Griffin Tarpley entitled Obama: Post-Modern Coup and it satisfied the conspiracy theorist in me much more than the right-wing smears about Obama being a Muslim, a murderer of gays, a crack addict, etc. I was looking for something a bit more involved and insidious and having to do more with elaborate schemes of world domination than all these cheap slams on his character. Webster Tarpley seems like a pretty brilliant guy and there is alot of good information in the book. He was wrong about a few things. My edition of the book came out in Spring 2008 and in it Tarpley said that McCain would pick Lieberman as his running mate. He also wrote a whole chapter talking about how Obama would lose the election which, of course, was incorrect. The main focus of the book is on Obama's relationship with Zbig Brzezinski, a former advisor to Jimmy Carter and a primary member of the Trilateral Commision. Tarpley says that Obama is a puppet of Brzezinski who wants to get us in a huge world war with Russia and China. We'll see what develops. I like to read conspiracy theories and lore but I approach it all like I would about anything else. Some of it rings true, some of it is ridiculous and some of it is just entertaining. Mainly I think I like it because of its mythological traits in that it rides such a fine line between reality and fantasy and feeds my imagination and fills it with more symbols to play around with. Even the crazy parts alot of times seem to have some degree of value to them, if only from the socio-psychological perspective of why people actually believe or want to believe such stuff.

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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Even Tacos And Underwear Cannot Help Osama bin Laden

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obama smokes cigarette during 9/11Here we see Osama bin laden with a pair of American underwear on his head. This is to express how he is not taken seriously as a terrorist by some and how some conspiracists and 911 Truth Movement people say about Osama actually being a CIA operative, that he is used as a boogeyman to strike fear into the hearts of Americans and justify ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan so the government can slowly chip away at the civil liberties of free Americans in ther name of national security. I choose to remain aloof and not take a side in this argument and my goal is simply to document some ideas that are out there. That is why I put a taco in Osama's hand as if to say, "Chill out, Osama, quit killing Americans and eat a taco." Whether Osama is alive or dead; whether he is working for the CIA, the Illuminati, the Shadow Government, the U.S. government or if he really is the leader of Al Qaeda and everything the mainstream media says is true, one thing I know for certain is that if he walked around with a pair of underwear on his head eating tacos all the time he might have alot more friends, not be so angry and maybe not have to live in a cave. That is until someone reported him to the authorities, of course, and he was put in prison and probably later executed for killing nearly 3,000 Americans. Unfortunately for some people it's a case where even tacos and underwear can only do them so much good.

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Monday, March 16, 2009

Obama Smoking A Cigarette Serves As Positive Reminder Of His Humanity

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obama smokes cigarette during 9/11Here we have Barack Obama standing tall between the two towers of the World Trade Center, smoking a cigarette as a plane crashes into one of them during 9/11. In the write-up I made about this larger Obama and 9/11 painting, I talked about this portrayal of Obama smoking being symbolism for the way he seems to remain cool, calm and collected during big events. I suppose it can also be taken as a play on Nero playing his fiddle while Rome burns. What is funny to think about, though, is that Obama more than likely still smoked cigarettes on 9/11/2001 and he was probably just like me as he sat there puffing away on a cigarette, watching the events unfold on the news as he said, "Holy crap."

Obama has since said he quit smoking cigarettes but I'm not sure how much anyone really believes him. My portraying him with a lit cigarette in his hand is in no way meant to criticize him or portray him in a negative light, but to focus on the fact that he is, indeed, human. He has been in office a couple months now and already I see polls where his approval rating is going down and people are starting to question his "competency." I don't agree in the least with any of these rash criticisms. People are already blaming Obama for the failing economy so I suppose they will be blaming him for 9/11 soon too, right? What I want to express here is that I fully realize Obama is human and in alot of ways Obama, the man, is not what I voted for this past election. What I voted for was the idealism and hope and respect for my fellow Americans I felt being awakened inside me when Obama was campaigning. I think it is important not to forget that; especially as Obama begins to have to make tough decisions which are bound to isolate people, I want to keep in mind that they can never take away the memories I have of having faith in my country restored or the joy and pride I felt when he was actually elected President in November, the night we all said no to fear and YES to so much more.

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Saturday, March 7, 2009

The Spaceship Of Obama And How It Relates To His Birth Certificate

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obama spaceshipThe Spaceship of Obama landed in an undisclosed location on earth sometime during the 1950's before Barack Obama is said to have actually been born. There are some who say Obama is not even eligible to be President because he is not a natural-born citizen, contending that he was actually born in Indonesia or perhaps even Kenya. Little do these fools know that Obama was not even born on this PLANET and that they can harp and howl and moan all they want but it isn't going to stop the alien agenda that has had plans to put Obama in office for many hundreds of years.

It is funny to me how some actually think they can raise a stink and file their little lawsuits to actually impact Obama negatively, or that they have the audacity to think they can actually have him put out of office. Can't you see that he is protected by an alien force field? The hidden powers behind the world's ruling class laugh at you just as Moby Dick laughed at Ahab when you engage in your useless, petty efforts to stop Obama. I have seen Obama's birth certificate online and I'll admit I find it to look a little odd. But I'm also wise enough to know that I am essentially a piss-ant in this little chess game and that what I think doesn't matter. I have chosen to "get with the program" even though I realize our President is probably an extra-terrestrial. I choose to have HOPE that he is essentially a "good alien" who means us no harm and that he and his handlers have good, kind intentions for our planet. I think having this attitude is better than banging my head against the wall about things such as forged birth certificates.

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Oprah Winfrey Taco Conspiracy Cult

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oprah supreme court taco conspiracyI know there are those who fear that Oprah Winfrey is the powerful force behind Barack Obama's rise to power. I am not here to alleviate those fears but to exacerbate them because I have it on good authority that Oprah Winfrey has conspired with hidden powers within the Mexican government to slowly integrate "taco symbology" into all of the U.S.'s landmarks, monuments and popular culture. Here you see the start of this insidious plan as a taco is seen placed in a prominent spot above the front pillars of the U.S. Supreme Court Building.

As I have said before, the threat of chaos coming across our borders more and more from Mexico is something that President Obama will have to deal with and something that Oprah Winfrey, through her book club network, has helped to finance. Her intent is to help the Mexican drug cartels get marijuana across the border to get Americans in the state of mind where they will actually join Oprah's cult, inspired by her new spiritual mentor, Eckhart Tolle It's my position that even though I recognize the infiltration of Mexican people and Latino culture taking a more and more dominant role in American life, I think the culture, people and food should be embraced and not feared. So is there an "Oprah Winfrey Taco Conspiracy"? Yes, and I wholeheartedly support it!

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