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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Presto! Taco! Change-O!

obama magician paintingThis is a commissioned piece I did for a friend who is a cherished fan of my "Obama Taco Underwear" painting series, and an even bigger supporter of our amazing President. My friend is the handsome, immaculately dressed bald magician in the painting who, through the magic of tacos and underwear, is able to "pull a rabbit out of a hat" in the event of any problems he may encounter as long as he and the American people have HOPE. The rabbit ears on both his and President Obama's head represents our President's ability to hear what the majority of American people want and to try his best to deliver it to them despite any adversity and opposition.. . . . . .. . . .. . . click here to read more

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Obama Cooks Republican Red Meat Thoroughly To Thwart Criticism

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obama cooking republican red meatMany Republican demagogues are out there who want to manipulate their followers and listeners into believing that President Obama is some kind of extreme left-wing radical who is bent on the idea of turning America into some kind of socialist country or drastically altering this nation into the near opposite of what all these Republican herd members think the country should be. They throw out the "red meat" and call Obama things like "communist," "fascist"; they talk about him bankrupting their grandchildren with excessive liberal spending; they speak of him wanting to take away their guns, that he doesn't wear a flag pin, he is unpatriotic, soft on terrorism, a celebrity, and the list goes on and on. The Republican zoo-keepers throw-out the "red meat," charging Obama with having the qualities, ideas and desires that stand directly opposed to the Republicans' views on policy and values, and the animals that make up the far-right wing of the conservative base eat up the meat without even cooking it. They don't put it on the grill and let it cook before they ingest it, and that is a big part of the problem. Because if they researched President Obama's views and policies they would realize that he is not very radical at all and that he is for the most part, in most cases, a just slightly left-of-center Democrat and, despite what the Republican herd likes to think, Democrats are just as American as they are.

The picture above shows President Obama with his presidential fork pierced through a piece of Republican-butchered piece of red meat that he is getting ready to grill and cook so that when his Republican critics taste it they will realize that it doesn't taste as bad as they thought it would! This picture is part of my larger Rod Blagojevich fan art painting. Of course, all through the election Republicans were calling Obama a crook simply because he was from Chicago. It was inevitable that after Blagojevich, then governor of Illinois, was arrested, there would be a chorus of "I told you sos" emitting from between conservatives' blood-stained, raw meat-eating lips. But that was before Obama began cooking the meat and as soon as it was well-done it would be seen that absolutely no connection could be made between Blago's crimes and President Obama. It was just another example of Republican red raw meat being thrown at the mindless pitchfork-wielding far-right masses which, when cooked thoroughly on the grill by Obama, shows itself to not taste bad in the least! As a matter of fact it is really quite juicy and tasty when made into steak fajitas!

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Rod Blagojevich Does Elvis Impersonations To Influence Potential Jurors

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rod blagojevich as elvis impersonatorOnly a few days ago, former governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, was indicted on 16 felony counts of corruption. True to form and consistent with Blagojevich's ultra-confident, cool way of dealing with his highly-publicized legal drama, he was enjoying himself on vacation with his family at Graceland in Memphis, Tennessee, when the indictment was issued. It is well-known that Blagojevich is a huge fan of Elvis Presley and when a couple reporters finally found him and tried to ask him a few questions, Blagojevich simply sat sipping on a cocktail while lounging outside of a guitar-shaped pool and said to the reporters, "If you expect me to get up and start singing "Jailhouse Rock," feeling sorry for myself, you're dead wrong."

Later that evening in the hotel lounge, Blagojevich was seen doing an Elvis impersonation act, decked out in a highly sequined, tight white leather outfit and singing "Love Me Tender" to the audience while holding a can of jalapeno-scented hairspray which he sprayed upon his well-known retro hairdo in between occasional pelvic thrusts. "Love me tender" was sung repeatedly by Blagojevich in case anyone in the audience might happen to become a juror during his upcoming criminal trial. When a reporter asked the former governor why he used jalapeno-scented hairspray on his gorgeous head of hair, Blago said he was still certain that he would be proven innocent of all charges and that in time President Obama would name him "Secretary of Steak Fajitas."

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Rod Blagojevich Wears "Tightie-Whities" Outside Of His Jogging Pants To Express His Innocence

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rod blagojevich in underwearBack in December after the then governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, was arrested on various charges of corruption, he was known to give interviews to the press before, after and during his daily exercise of jogging. He said that jogging cleared his mind and helped him come up with different ways of trying to endear himself to the public through the media. It was important for Blagojevich to do interviews and appear on various talk shows in order to try and clear his name and perhaps influence any potential jurors who might preside over his criminal case when it goes to trial. One of the brilliant ideas that Governor Blagojevich came up with was to wear a pair of underwear outside of his jogging pants in order to further emphasize his proclaimed innocence, to show that his conscience, as well as his soul, was as pure and as white as the brilliantly clean "tightie-whities" he wore outside of his clothing, in full public view, while jogging out in the infamously windy Chicago cold. When asked if the governor also wore underwear underneath his jogging pants, he simply replied, "I refuse to answer that question until I appear on the Tonight Show." Governor Blagojevich has the honor and disctinction of, out of the numerous private and public citizens I portray in their underwear in my "Obama Taco Underwear" Painting Series, being the only one so far who wears his underwear OUTSIDE OF HIS CLOTHES

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The Bipartisan Foot Of The Purple Werewolf

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bipartisan purple werewolf footHere is pictured a symbol I created to represent President Obama's willingness to "reach across the aisle" and work with Republicans as well as his centrist way of governing. It is called "The Bi-Partisan Foot Of The Purple Werewolf." If you'll notice in my larger painting, "Meet Me At Center Court As I Turn Into A Werewolf", that though the werewolf President Obama has two legs, he only has one foot to show that he takes into account both Republican and Democratic points of view. President Obama had to flip many red states and turned them blue in order to win the election so he knows he can't lean too far to the left in his policies if he wants to get re-elected in those more conservative states.

It is a shame that though Obama has made outward gestures toward Republicans in the House and Senate, such as holding a party to honor John McCain, most of them have repeatedly said "No!" to his ideas and voted against his recent stimulus bill. But as President Obama said in a recent news conference, he believes in persistence and it won't be long before you start seeing a few Republican werewolves in Washington showing a little purple in their fur from their red mixing in with Obama's blue, just as some men show a little gray in their beard. Just give it time because hair color has a way of changing.

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Friday, April 3, 2009

Does The Obama Logo Contain A Hidden Message For Werewolves?

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obama logo werewolfI must say that what intially attracted me to Obama was around December 2007 when I saw his logo for the first time. Admittedly, I thought the white, spherical shape that seemed to be rising above the red and white stripes was the MOON and I heard Obama talking about "change" alot so I began to wonder: what sort of "change" does he mean? Did he mean "change" into a werewolf? Then I started to watch his rallies on television as I saw normal people begin to howl as he spoke. I saw the old and young alike begin to transform before my eyes. They would walk into the arena where Obama was scheduled to speak and by the time the rally was over they had changed, Obama had brought out their werewolf nature which growled and howled against all the injustices and censorship Americans have had to put up with the past 8 years. Obama's words of hope and courage caused even women to begin to grow hairs on their chests. It was the goodness and American idealism that had been buried deep in their skin that gnashed and thrashed and tormented them for it was unable to grow out and be wild with patriotism and a desire to once again be proud of America.

I have since read that the white spherical shape actually is meant to represent the SUN, but that doesn't "change" the fact that my first thoughts of Obama were that of a werewolf. And who is to say that in every case it is the MOON that transforms a man or woman into a raving beast who is passionate for their country? I sometimes like to think of myself as a werewolf who is influenced more by solar power because it is a path to clean energy and because it helps to conjure more positive werewolf imagery than that of a werewolf who is motivated by the light of the moon in the darkness as he seeks to stalk and kill his prey. I prefer to think of myself, sometimes, as a werewolf who is changed by the sun and inspired to go about a werewolf lifestyle of love and a desire to eat tasty Mexican food all the time. With the election of President Obama I definitely think it is time for "change" in the area of werewolves also, in the way they are thought of and what motivates them. I think it is now a thirst for unity and love for one's fellow world citizens rather than a thirst for blood.

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Sunday, March 29, 2009

Is The Obama Santa Claus Also A "Reverse Robin Hood"?

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Obama as santa clausOf course there is the inevitable comparison to Barack Obama as Santa Claus. He gets that label, first of all, by his simply being a Democrat who are often criticized as givers of hand-outs to poor people who do not deserve them because they allegedly don't work hard enough. Secondly, President Obama takes office at a time when the giving of "hand-outs" is a necessary evil in turning around our economy. Strangely enough, though, this time around all the taxpayers' money is being given to people who are already rich and are in the trouble they are in because they SQUANDERED the resources of normal American taxpayers! It's a really odd situation and some might even say suspicious. Conspiracy theories abound and there are some who look at the fact that Obama and McCain were tied neck and neck in early September and it was only until the economic bubble burst and all these banks started failing and needing help when voters started to give Obama the nod. So it was the failure of the banks which got Obama elected and now that he is President he is giving the money they lost back to them using American tax dollars! It really is strange, isn't it? It is so paradoxical because we have conservatives complaining on one front about the pending tax hike on those making more than $250,000 a year and at the same time we have the REAL money being taken away from the middle class to bail-out the banks! There is all this talk about Obama being "Robin Hood" and wanting to "take from the rich and give to the poor" but if you get away from party talking points and ideology and look at what is actually HAPPENING, the exact OPPOSITE is the case. Now, I don't know of any rule or qualification or constitutional amendment that actually says that to be Santa Claus you have to give to the poor, right? I guess Obama can give to the rich and still be Santa Claus so it is all good! I am a big believer in Obama and his agenda, though, and even if things look a bit strange and uneven right now I'm sure they will all balance out in the end.

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The Macabre Post-Election Transformation Of Reverend Jeremiah "Wrightenstein"

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jeremiah wright with obamaAs Jeremiah Wright said in his speeches during the election campaign last year, if Barack Obama became president he was going to come after him with criticism in regard to America's alleged shortcomings in the areas of civil rights and social justice. I like Jeremiah Wright and respect him as a master of his trade and as an important voice in the black Christian community. I think Jeremiah Wright's incendiary remarks regarding U.S government experiments on blacks and our deserving what happened on 9/11 actually helped Obama in the sense that it gave him a sort of "street cred" and took a bit away from the conspiracy theories that said he was a Manchurian candidate serving as a puppet for white corporate executives and other shadowy rich old white men behind the scenes. Race is always going to be an important issue in America but it's a shame that after the election Jeremiah Wright became "Reverend Wrightenstein" and started doing all these horrific experiments in a lab underneath an undisclosed church, with Father Pfleger as his "Igor-like" assistant. To somehow make up for their divisive racial remarks during the election, they are trying to "trump" Obama in the area of "racial unity" by performing experiments on the cadavers of various races and interchanging their body parts to create these zombie-like creatures to be used by the group ACORN to "get out the vote" for dead people in 2012. While I think Reverend Wrightenstein's heart is in the right place, someone needs to please tell him to return the dead body of my long dead "typical white grandmother" to her final resting spot before he tries to give her the head of some anonymous Mexican dude or gives her the legs of some poor long-deceased Asian man.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Mexicans And Americans Work Together In Underwear To Fill The Gas Tank Of A Tractor

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mexican american workers in their underwearThere is no longer any shame in hanging out in one's underwear with other men. There should be no embarassment involved if a group of men desire to hang out at the beach or on the tomato and lettuce farms together, wearing nothing but their underwears as they work up a sweat and admire one another's physiques. Alot of hard work needs to be done to save the planet and to get this green economy rolling. Much of it is very hard labor in the lettuce, tomato and jalapeno fields for the cause of growing only the finest ingredients for Mexican food. The tiresome labor has a risk of causing a decline in male worker morale and that is why, though they might not reveal it openly, the Obama administration is in full support of male workers forming loving physical bonds with one another. Secretary of Taco Ingredient Farming, Al Gore, realizes that many straight, macho American and Mexican men might be reluctant to engage in same-sex affairs with their co-workers at first and that is why men will be allowed to work in their underwear so as to initiate a certain sense of freedom and a gradual lusting for one another's bodies as the work gets tougher and the bodies get harder and the skin gets wetter and wetter under a hot taco sun. Men will find that they will gravitate toward one another naturally, American and Mexican men will not only feel better about their work environment by engaging in physical recreation with one another, but they will also be working toward the goal of multi-cultural unity. The energy gained from these intimate male worker relationships is not only clean but, it can also, if hooked up to and ran through the appropriate hose, often fill up the entire gas tank of a tractor to be used in the jalapeno fields.

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Al Gore's "Taco Ingredient Farms" And the Advancement Of Multi-Cultural Male Unity

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mexican american gay tomato field workersIt's no secret that many of the green jobs that Al Gore has promised to provide Americans with once he is appointed "Secretary of Taco Ingredient Farming" by Obama will be the wonderful jobs on the tomato and lettuce farms near the Mexican border in the American Southwest. Since Al Gore fully understands the symbolism of a taco he will make sure that only the finest workers will be sent to these farms where the important taco ingredients of tomatoes and lettuce are grown. Here is where Mexican and American workers will serve the American-Mexican Union hand-in-hand, working together to renew the future of both countries. There will be many hot days but the nights will be full of bliss as many green-minded American men may find themselves bonding with some wonderful, hairy-chested, muscular Mexican farm workers. After filling their tummies with the clean energy they receive from eating tacos filled with fresh lettuce and ripe tomatoes all day, it will be time to engage in certain pleasurable "acts of unity" that will be bound to create the needed tension and friction to run a generator at night to keep the lights on over the fields so that workers can pick tomatoes and lettuce around the clock. It won't be easy work but the benefits will be immeasurable as American and Mexican men learn to love one another in ways which some of them may never have before dreamed of.

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