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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Al Gore's "Taco Ingredient Farms" And the Advancement Of Multi-Cultural Male Unity

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mexican american gay tomato field workersIt's no secret that many of the green jobs that Al Gore has promised to provide Americans with once he is appointed "Secretary of Taco Ingredient Farming" by Obama will be the wonderful jobs on the tomato and lettuce farms near the Mexican border in the American Southwest. Since Al Gore fully understands the symbolism of a taco he will make sure that only the finest workers will be sent to these farms where the important taco ingredients of tomatoes and lettuce are grown. Here is where Mexican and American workers will serve the American-Mexican Union hand-in-hand, working together to renew the future of both countries. There will be many hot days but the nights will be full of bliss as many green-minded American men may find themselves bonding with some wonderful, hairy-chested, muscular Mexican farm workers. After filling their tummies with the clean energy they receive from eating tacos filled with fresh lettuce and ripe tomatoes all day, it will be time to engage in certain pleasurable "acts of unity" that will be bound to create the needed tension and friction to run a generator at night to keep the lights on over the fields so that workers can pick tomatoes and lettuce around the clock. It won't be easy work but the benefits will be immeasurable as American and Mexican men learn to love one another in ways which some of them may never have before dreamed of.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

First Appearance Of Upside Down Underwear On Heads Of Politicians

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obama al gore green energyDemocratic party folk hero, Al Gore, isn't green with envy in this pic over the fact that Barack Obama won the Presidency when he wasn't able to do so in 2000. He is green with the hope that Obama will help him make great strides in the areas of greener, cleaner energy. I have put a pair of upside-down underwear on Barack Obama's head to symbolize his humility in the presence of the revered Al Gore as the two embrace in a celebration of environmental awareness. Al Gore, not being one to let someone wear underwear on their head alone, decided to take his own underwear off and put it on his head also in act of party unity. Though Obama's presidency has thus far been dominated by efforts to fix the problems with the banks on Wall Street, the overall theme of fixing the economy beyond just the banks will become a bigger priority and it is only a matter of time before the environment and the creation "green jobs" become a huge part of this equation and the talk of the nation. This is when Al Gore will reappear. He will have more "inconvenient truths" for America to have to digest and he will play a large role in creating many of these "green jobs" in the Southwestern United States on tomato and letttuce farms in government programs intended to integrate Mexican and American cultures, force Mexicans and American people to work together and love one another as they grow vegetables to put in tasty tacos and other zesty Mexican food dishes.

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Deep In The Stimulus Bill There Is Money For Alternative Gay Energy Studies?

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gay alternative love energyThere is alot of talk about energy these days, especially about trying to figure out alternative solutions to oil. One type of energy most do not talk about but I think was an integral component of Obama's election campaign message was that of love. It is important to remember that humans cannot figure out any types of alternative energy solutions without forming some sort of bond with their fellow man. There is the more generalized form of love which involves love for your fellow man that is expressed more in doing good deeds for them or helping them out in need. There is the more intense, intimate love that involves a man and a woman and includes kissing and love-making. Then we have what I think is the most intense love and perhaps one which creates the most potent form of energy, and that is intimate love between two men. This type of "gay love" has been used as a cultural wedge in our country and has been the cause of much divisiveness. It should be pointed out, though, that a "love act" between two men that involves so much friction and rubbing of hairs and petroleum lubricant should be studied. It is my hope that somewhere deep in the Stimulus Bill that was recently passed in congress there is some grant money to study this very thing, how energy can be funneled into a useful medium from the erotic acts of two males making good use of their alternative love energy.

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