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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Hairy Werewolf Cheerleaders For Obama!

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hairy werewolf cheerleader for obamaThousands of cheerleaders all over the country are now letting their hair grow and showing up at half-time local politician "werewolf transformations" during basketball games. The trend started after then President-Elect Obama turned into a werewolf at center court during a Chicago Bulls Game this past December. Now all Democratic--and even some Republican-- candidates running for office are doing "copy-cat" transformations in order to show their alliance with and support for our beloved werewolf President and to hopefully ride on his furry coat-tails straight into their desired elected office. Gone are the days when cheerleaders were considered to be the "nice, clean-cut" chicks at school. Now these lovely women are letting their leg fur grow, their facial hair grow, and yes, some of them even have hair on their chests! By now everyone knows that there is a "Werewolf in Washington" but it's becoming increasingly clear that their are also werewolf politicians springing up all over the United States, from people wanting to become mayor, governor, or even the county coroner. And as long as they know their wonderful werewolf act will bring them the admiration of one of our most treasured American icons, the hot hairy cheerleader, there isn't likely to be a stop to this way of pandering to the howling moonstruck masses for a vote.

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"The Obama Orgy Of Hairy Hope"

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portrait of obama as werewolfSomething "changes" when you see an image of President Obama as a werewolf. When you look into his kind eyes and gentle smile, suddenly you don't mind so much that he has hair on his face or that he has transformed into what has always been known as a ferocious, blood-thirty beast. But just as Obama has said he will change the way politics is done, he is also on his way to changing how werewolves are thought of. As I explained in in another entry, it is my belief that the spherical shape in the Obama logo is actually meant to be a MOON and that the "change" President Obama keeps talking about is "changing into a WEREWOLF." This is not the werewolf of old that preys upon people when the moon is full. No, this a new kind of werewolf whose hair grows from the hope and idealism that springs from deep within and it is a werewolf whose animal nature depends more upon love and ferocious efforts to help ones fellow neighbor to satiate its gnawing, growing and howling hunger. In the Obama era werewolves are no longer scary. They are beautiful, hairy loving beasts who could kick your behind if they so desired, but they much prefer to eat tacos and have fiestas and engage in lovemaking, gorgeously intimate acts of unity with their fellow Americans and any foreigners who might also want to join in on "The Obama Orgy Of Hairy Hope."

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Here's Hoping Obama And Brett Favre Do Not Have Parallel Narratives

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brett favre with barack obamaHere we see Barack Obama coupled with NFL quarterback, Brett Favre. When Brett Favre went to the New York Jets late last summer, Obama offered Favre a change in fresh underwear to resolve a locker room dispute he was engaged in with his new teammates. Now, with a fresh, sparkling pair of tightie whities on, Favre is ready to embark on his new season. I've discussed how the image of Favre wearing his brand-new pair of underwear was a important, magical portent of how the Presidential Election would turn out, that the change Favre underwent would manifest itself with Barack Obama winning the election to go along with the theme of "change." Now, looking at how Favre fared in his 2008 season with the Jets we get an omen which might not sit so well with Obama supporters. Favre started out the year with a victory over the Miami Dolphins, and the Jets were looking pretty solid. About three-fourths of the way into the season they beat the Tennesse Titans at Tennessee to hand the Titans their first loss of the year and it was discussed among the pundits how the Jets might indeed be the favorite to win the Super Bowl! But right after the big win over Tennessee, the Jets embarked on a pretty bad finish to the season, losing most of their final games.

If we go along with the belief that Brett Favre's Jets season last year is an indicator of how Obama's political career will turn out, we see a man whom people have laid alot of expectations and high hopes upon. Obama's winning the election could be seen as analogous to Favre and the Jets beating Tennessee and now, just as football analysts thought the Jets might be the Super Bowl favorite, there are some who think Obama is a sort of "Messiah." Let's hope that Obama will not end up like Favre, though. Let's hope that his "arm" does not get tired as Favre's did and that he doesn't become weakened by the cold that hits alot of the nation near play-off time. If you remember, the New York Jets, after being heralded furture NFL champs, a month later did not even make the play-offs. Does this bode badly for Obama's re-election prospects? Being an Obama fan and supporter, I'm hoping to see some other symbols develop in the 2009 NFL season which portend a change in the current narrative. I see football as a prophetic language and it is important to watch the games, not only for their entertainment value, but for their potential to tell us many things about the future of our nation and its leaders.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

George Bush And Presidential "Ghost Mouth" Syndrome

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george bush ghost mouthGeorge Bush is seen here with ghosts coming out of his mouth. Someone told me that this is a common thing with U.S. presidents, that at night they are often kept awake in their bedrooms as they choke on the ghosts of people who have died during their presidency because of decisions they have made. Whether the President's decisions were good or bad, right or just, all men with so much power must feel the spirits of those they have caused to die inside their flesh and they must choke on the ghosts of the dead. George Bush must choke on the dead of 911 and the dead, fallen warriors who so bravely have fought for this nation during the Bush years.

Have you noticed that the newly-annointed President Obama has been coughing alot lately? A couple days ago at a news conference he was ranting about insurance giant, AIG, giving out bonuses to its employees after receiving billions of dollars of bailout money from the American people. He started coughing during the rant and joked that he was "choking on anger." hahahaa. It was another one of Obama's charming, wonderful moments that make him so alluring but it was interesting to think that he was actually choking on the ghosts of the dead that the power of his office is responsible for. Of course he will not say this. He will not start coughing in public and say, "Sorry, folks, I'm choking on the ghosts of our fallen warriors" but those who are in the metaphysical, paranormal "beltway" know EXACTLY what causes the coughing. It is the dead the President is responsible for. Obama said just a few days after his inauguration that one of the most sobering experiences he had as President so far, when the weight of his office really hit him, was when he had to sign letters to the families of our fallen soldiers. In time he will learn to control his ghostly coughing and keep it confined to to the bedroom as the ghosts keep him awake at night and he tries to sleep during these coughing fits. The dead never let you forget and that is the way it should be!

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Obama Comic: Cleaning Our Nation's Highways Of Underwear

obama comics and cartoonsIn this second comic strip, my first job as "Secretary of Unity Through Tacos and Underwear" was to go along the sides of our nation's highways and pick up all the used pairs of underwear that people were throwing out the windows of their cars, in such a hurry for change! It's unfortunate that some inconsiderate people have taken this call for a change of underwear as an excuse to litter our nation with their dirty drawers. But that's why I'm here and that's why I'm proud to clean up everyone's used briefs and boxers to keep America looking beautiful. . . . . . .. . . click here to read more

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Monday, December 1, 2008

Sailor Obama Meets The Girl With The Golden Skull

obama sailor girl with golden skullIs Barack Obama an alien? This painting explores the possibility as, just like in that Styx song, "Come Sail Away," I conflate the notion of sailors on the sea with extra-terrestrial lifeforms who "sail" across the endless dark matter of our Universe. There are many interesting things about Obama, that's for sure, and he has become a focal point for all kinds of conspiracy theories. One story most have heard that pertains to all newly-elected Presidents of the United States is that before they take office they have to attend these secret occult rituals where they do dances around pagan statues in their underwear and have meetings with the "Babylonian Brotherhood," the "Illuminati," or whatever word you want to call the "secret invisible government" that is the boogeyman of much conspiracy lore. In this painting I've made up my own little requirement for our newly-elected President which says that before he takes office he must have a secret meeting with the "GIRL WITH GOLDEN SKULL"!!!. . . . .. . . .. . . click here to read more

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Thursday, November 6, 2008

The Magic Electric Skeleton of Senator John McCrypt

john mccain paintingWhile this is my painting to commemorate Barack Obama's 365-173 electoral college vote victory over Senator John McCain, I also wanted to pay tribute to John McCain and thank him for being such an integral part of one of the most exciting, interesting elections in my lifetime. All through the campaign I was constantly amazed and impressed by how TOUGH John McCain is and I imagined that he must have some sort of magic electric skeleton inside of his body, perhaps something they imbedded him with during his POW days during the Vietnam War. I guess I imagined it was sort of like that superhero character, Wolverine, who had adamantium bonded to his skeleton, only with John McCain it was some unknown, alien metal from outer space. This metal was recovered by the Viet Kong during a secret expedition underneath an Aztec pyramid in Mexico. . . . .. . . .. . . click here to read more

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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Election Night Inspires New "American Taco" Look

obama words of hopeI think last night was one of the most satisying, fun and memorable nights of my life. To see Barack Obama actually win the Presidential Election seemed almost surreal and it totally restored my faith in the American people, many of whom I think were complete strangers that I kissed and hugged in my inebriated state of "being high on hope" (and more than just a few beers, I suppose) once Obama was declared the winner on TV. I spent election night at a Sports Bar here in the Indiana college town I live in. For the most part, I had been watching all election campaign news after work at home alone, sitting in my underwear while wearing a werewolf mask and eating tacos and working on my paintings as I've talked about elsewhere on this site. But for election night I wanted to be in the company of my fellow Americans so I could revel in that rare communal bliss that occurs when many people are gathered together and excited about the same thing. I also
wanted someone around to convince me not to jump off a bridge in case McCain won. Hahahahaaa. . . . .. . . .. . . click here to read more

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