Latest NYC Trend of "Face Yoga"

Oh God, look at the latest NYC craze of Face Yoga! I swear, watching the women in that video is better than looking at babes in bikinis on the beach. Some men may even say it is better than watching porn. I really love the hissing, contorted snake and dragon-looking faces these chicks are making as they exercise their facial muscles in order to "tone" them and make themselves look younger. I'm just sad that I live in the boring, unhip state of Indiana and won't get to see women doing this stuff here for at least 20 years, because that's how long it generally takes these wacky east and west coast trends to reach here. I'm not saying it's dumb. Hell, it might work. Alot of Westerners underestimate the effectiveness of alot of Eastern medicine and philosophy. I just think it's funny, is all, and a bit arousing in a way. "Exercising facial muscles" in order to make oneself look younger sounds alot like how these door-to-door penis pump salesmen tell men you can "exercise your penis muscles" in order to make it bigger. I don't think there's a "magic pill" for a larger penis and I guess the jury is still out on whether there is one-- beyond plastic surgery, perhaps-- to make women look young again. I'm all for young-looking women so let's all hope it really works! I'm also for guys having larger penises as long as they aren't bigger than mine, of course!
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